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Once upon a time there was a girl named Scarlett.
She had the perfect room to play in.
She had a perfect Bella to play with and cats.
The End
S: Mama, I'm being careful holding my band-aids.
Me: Good job. Do you know what irony is?
S: Yes!
Me: You do? You know what irony is?
S: Yes. He's on Sesame Street!
Me (after Scarlett did something terribly cute): Who's cute?
Scarlett: I'm cute.
Me: Are you humble?
Scarlett: No, Elliot is humble. I'm cute.
Me: What should we get Garrett for his birthday?
S (as if it was obvious): A present, Mama.
Me (to Bret): That has gone fungal.
S: Fungal Rick?
While Brenna and Visty try to wrangle Jasper into the Kitty Come Along Harness.
S: Kitty has a seat belt!
While pulled up to the pharmacy counter in the cart at Target and surrounded by many waiting customers.
S (to the crowd): Hi
crowd: laugh at the sweet little girl
S (to me, in an amused tone): These people.
